Roof Top Ninja with Shogun Hook Poster (24" x 36")

Roof Top Ninja with Shogun Hook Poster (24" x 36")

The Fine Art of Seppuku

Famous Ninjas

Ninja history is mostly kept in secrecy, only passed down ninja to ninja, so not many non-ninjas know about the ninja history. I will give you some hints to the secret ninja history, but in order to give you the full briefing you will have to become a ninja yourself. Ninja history goes back millions of years, all the way to when earth and the first human were created. Yes, the first human created was also the first ninja. Before Adam performed the first known sin, he performed many others even God did not know of. The first ninja performed all of his tasks in the darkness of night. I will let you know part of this, but again for the rest you will have to become a ninja. Ninjas can create magnetic fields with their teeth. There have been many ninjas since Adam, such as Napoleon, Columbus, Sun Tzu, all which have faked their deaths, but the next one that played a major role in history is George Bush. Dubbya uses the deadly monkey style technique. Little do people know, because ninjas can easily hide their true identities, that Dubbya assassinated taliban leader Osama Bin Ladden. Dubbya ripped through over 500 terrorists and then with his deadly monkey poison (made out of twigs, leaves, and sloth teeth) poisoned Osama through peer pressure. Van Halen is a ninja. The rest of ninja history is being made now.

Roof Top Ninja with Shogun Hook Poster (24" x 36")

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